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Ode To The Skinny Jeans by ~Flam217:iconFlam217:



i think it's wednesday
always a bad day.
right in the middle
nothing to look forward to.

ah, but i have school this morning.
pry myself off my bed.
tripping on the blankets
entagnled in my legs.

pull open my drawers.
why are all my clothes dirty?
damn it.

oh no.
i only have "them" left.
the demon jeans.
the jeans i bought and thought i could wear
but could never get over my hips.

oh well,
i guess i'll just wear a long shirt.

pull them on...
hey, they're going up.

button the top...
no bulge??

zip them up...
they fit!!!!

woo-hoo!!
the skinny jeans fit.
and i look damn sexy today.

**nothing makes you feel better...then fitting into your skinny jeans**
©2005-2009 ~Flam217
:iconflam217:

Author's Comments

i wrote this last year when i finally...fit into my skinny jeans!!!
i was so happy that it moved me to wrote an ode about it.

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:iconninario:
So true! Skinny jeans rock when they fit! :D

I like this a lot!

--
Always leave 'em wanting more!
:iconflam217:
thanks.
i think skinny jeans should have their own holiday lol!!!

--
-dying is an art. like everything else, i do it exceptionally well.
:iconbloggg:
I LURRRRVE them jeans lol
:iconheartsandhalos338:
Damn woman. Same thing happened to me this morning so I just had to lookt it up. Once you start wearing skinny jeans, you can never go back.

--
MCR SHAVED MY WIFE.

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